Your pet peeve: I have so many... how 'bout Magic Cocks! WTF? >.>
The worst story you have written: Even though people love it, I cringe when I try to reread An Issue of Consent Even if you dislike it, I still consider AIoC as one of my top favorites!
Are you not aware of the horror that is the magic cock? Surely you jest?
And it's not that I dislike Consent, it's just... I'm too aware of its faults, and I can't get enough distance from it to see past them... I would like the story a lot if someone else had written it, if that makes sense?
I don't know! >.> I wish to be educated! I could use a good laugh.... I mean... unless it's literally what it says -- like they wave their cock and rainbows and flowers dance from the tip.... XD
And, while I'm exposing my utter LACK of fangirly knowledge... what's FPS? I'm just geeky enough to read that and think "GUNS" (first person shooters....)
And I totally get what you mean. It does make sense. And that's good -- I'm glad that you know... you do like it... even though you don't. ;P
LOL! Now, rainbows and flowers dancing from the tip might be fun!!!!
But, sadly, no. Allow me to esplain. The magic cock is when one of the boys is raped, and then there is some angst, and then there is some butt sex, and all of a sudden the person who was raped is magically healed, usually because the sex is so mind-blowing, that it completely erases what happened previously. "I need you to fuck me so that I know sex can feel good!" O.o And then usually the partner is all, "I can stop if you need me to, baby." But of course, the sex is so amazing (because it's their one twoo wuv) that that almost never needs to happen. Ergo, the magical healing cock. \o/ ... except not. It happens in a disturbing number of fics, and some people even have a kink for it. I do not.
Ah it all makes sense now. I have indeed incountered this magic cock you speak of. I did not know it was deemed such. I know it's all fiction and such, but I do like my fic to have at least a little bit of realistic basis to it. Especially when it comes to psychological and emotional reactions.... cuz let's face it -- that's what really makes a fic so phenomenal. You can write some awesome porn, enough to make a nun whip out the candle sticks, but if you can write something that captures the true emotion, the thoughts, the angst, the joy etc. you got skill. .....*gets off soapbox* sorry.
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WTF? >.>
The worst story you have written: Even though people love it, I cringe when I try to reread An Issue of Consent
Even if you dislike it, I still consider AIoC as one of my top favorites!
*hug*
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And it's not that I dislike Consent, it's just... I'm too aware of its faults, and I can't get enough distance from it to see past them... I would like the story a lot if someone else had written it, if that makes sense?
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I mean... unless it's literally what it says -- like they wave their cock and rainbows and flowers dance from the tip.... XD
And, while I'm exposing my utter LACK of fangirly knowledge... what's FPS? I'm just geeky enough to read that and think "GUNS" (first person shooters....)
And I totally get what you mean. It does make sense. And that's good -- I'm glad that you know... you do like it... even though you don't. ;P
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But, sadly, no. Allow me to esplain. The magic cock is when one of the boys is raped, and then there is some angst, and then there is some butt sex, and all of a sudden the person who was raped is magically healed, usually because the sex is so mind-blowing, that it completely erases what happened previously. "I need you to fuck me so that I know sex can feel good!" O.o And then usually the partner is all, "I can stop if you need me to, baby." But of course, the sex is so amazing (because it's their one twoo wuv) that that almost never needs to happen. Ergo, the magical healing cock. \o/ ... except not. It happens in a disturbing number of fics, and some people even have a kink for it. I do not.
LOL! FPS is Fictional Person Slash.
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Oh! Durr, fps. makes sense now.
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*SQUISH*
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And I totally agree with you about not naming names when it comes to the negatives. You have my respect for that. *hugs*
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