A little bit about me...

[varkelton]

This is all caedoodle's fault!

The Big Slash meme
Read and/or write?	Absolutely!
Since when?	Summer of 2006
How did you stumble into slash?	rivestra corrupted me.
Your first fandom and pairing:	Sam/Dean
The first person you told about your new hobby:	Well... rivestra
The fandoms you read:	Supernatural, Highlander, The Sentinel, Buffy, Smallville, Harry Potter, Dark Angel
The fandoms you write:	Supernatural
Your favorite pairings:	Sam/Dean
Favorite genres:	Dark Angst
Least favorite pairings:	Um... I'll read anything if it's dark enough...
Least favorite genres:	Curtain fic
What makes a story good?	Lots of angst with well done recovery
What makes a story bad?	Poorly written or bad characterization
The best author:	Hmmm... there's so many... Guess I'd have to go with rivestra
Why?	Because she's awesome, and we share a lot of kinks.
The best story you've ever read:	Um... yeah, there's just too many...
The worst author:	That would be mean, even if I could come up with somebody.
Why?	Well, how would you feel if somebody told you that you were the "worst author"?
The worst story you've ever read:	Yeah, same problem as above.
The best story you have written:	Hmmm... A Question of Choice
The worst story you have written:	Even though people love it, I cringe when I try to reread An Issue of Consent
Do you leave feedback?	Absolutely!
Do you get feedback?	Sure.
Do you have a favorite kink?	Non-con
Does something squick you?	Bestiality with normal animals (werewolves are fine)
Is slash simply sex?	Naw.
Is slash a way of life?	LOL, well, it seems to have taken over mine!
How much time do you spend reading/writing?	I probably average 4-5 hours/day
Do you have RL friends who slash?	Absolutely!
Have you made online friends through slash?	The best!
Do you think slash is just a phase?	::Snorts:: I don't think four years counts as a phase anymore....
Could you simply stop slashing?	No. I would cry.
What do you think about...
Ratings G to PG-13	Maybe - if there's something compelling. I read Codas sometimes.
Ratings R to NC-17	NC-17 is best!
AUs	Sure.
ARs	Sure.
Crackfics	Um... with extreme wariness...
Porn	Of course!
Angst	Is better than chocolate!
Mush	Ugh.
Love	Love makes the angst taste even better!
Romance	Sure.
BDSM	Depends. It's got to be dark or done really well...
Darkfics	Make me sing.
Deathfics	Probably not if it's one of my boys...
Non consensual/rape	What can I say? My muse is dark.
Rape recovery	Is the best part.
FPS	Is best.
RPS	If it's dark enough.
RPG	Meh.
First times	Sure!
Established relationships	Not as good as first times, but it's all good.
Threesomes	Bring it on!
m/m slash	The best ever.
femmeslash	Rarely.
Slashing a children's book/movie	Um... maybe?
Chanslash	Mostly only if it's dark and angsty.
Explicit sex	Is pretty!
The importance of characterization	Critical
OOCness	Not if it's unexplained.
Canon	Is good.
Fanon	Is good.
Clichés	Rock! That's why they are clichés.
Supernatural	OMG THE BESTEST EVAR!!!!
MPREG	Um... I've been known to go there if it's dark enough. Definitely not my favorite.
Wingfics	Eh.
Genderfuck	I have yet to find one I liked. Of course, I almost never look...
Crossovers	eh.
Group Slut Fics	Huh? If you mean gangbangs, they can be pretty...
Incest	Sure! You don't get much angstier than that!
May/December	Uh...
Het pairings in a slash fic	sure.
Plot	Rocks.
PWPs	I love teh pron, but there really needs to be more than that for me to read it.
WIPs	Avoid at all costs, with very, very few exceptions.
LJ fics and communities	How else would I find my fic???
Mailing lists	Never done that. I'm too new.
Big Name Fans	::Rolls eyes::
Politics in a slash story	Why not?
Religion in a slash story	Can be interesting.
Wake up Gay	LOL!
And finally....
Your pet peeve:	I have so many... how 'bout Magic Cocks!
Your advice to new slashers:	Don't be afraid to get to know people and have fun!
Your slash wish list:	Make it dark with lots of recovery and I'll be happy.
The best slash archive:	Angst Archive
The worst slash archive:	No idea.
CREATE YOUR OWN!

Comments

[varkelton]

LOL! Now, rainbows and flowers dancing from the tip might be fun!!!!

But, sadly, no. Allow me to esplain. The magic cock is when one of the boys is raped, and then there is some angst, and then there is some butt sex, and all of a sudden the person who was raped is magically healed, usually because the sex is so mind-blowing, that it completely erases what happened previously. "I need you to fuck me so that I know sex can feel good!" O.o And then usually the partner is all, "I can stop if you need me to, baby." But of course, the sex is so amazing (because it's their one twoo wuv) that that almost never needs to happen. Ergo, the magical healing cock. \o/ ... except not. It happens in a disturbing number of fics, and some people even have a kink for it. I do not.

LOL! FPS is Fictional Person Slash.

[justmmy.livejournal.com]

Ah it all makes sense now. I have indeed incountered this magic cock you speak of. I did not know it was deemed such. I know it's all fiction and such, but I do like my fic to have at least a little bit of realistic basis to it. Especially when it comes to psychological and emotional reactions.... cuz let's face it -- that's what really makes a fic so phenomenal. You can write some awesome porn, enough to make a nun whip out the candle sticks, but if you can write something that captures the true emotion, the thoughts, the angst, the joy etc. you got skill. .....*gets off soapbox* sorry.


Oh! Durr, fps. makes sense now.